As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

lol i agree with that

Hahaha that's great

I had heard that one before..... lol.

an old ass guy told me that one day on the airplane while i was in the army and i have remembered it ever since