In the locker room at the gym, there's a phone ringing a few lockers over. A guy picks it up and says, "Hello?"

He listens for a minute and then puts it on speakerphone. "Oh, yeah, tell me how your mall trip was, honey," he says.

"It was great!" says the voice of a woman on the other end. "I found the nicest ring at the jewelry store - it was only $4000."

"Go ahead and put it on the card," he says, "I like for you to have nice things."

"And there was a fur coat, too, that I really liked. That was $4000, though!"

"Put that on the card, too," he says, "your birthday's coming up and everything."

"And then on my way out I saw signs about a new housing development opening up down by the shore that's close to the country club..."

"If you're still there, go back inside and put down a down payment. I've always wanted a place by the shore anyhow."

"Thanks, you're the best!" she says. "I love you so much!"

"Love you too, honey, bye now!"

The guy walks out from behind the lockers. "Anyone know whose phone this is?"