1. "The was a bear and a bunny walking through the forest, they stumble upon a magic genie, the genie says that each one of them get three wishes, well the bear steps ahead and says "For my first wish, I wish every bear in this forest was a girl", "For my second wish, I wish every bear in this country was a bear", "For my third wish, I wish every bear in the world was a girl", Poof, Poof, Poof, the Genie says its been done, well next comes the bunny's wish, "For my first wish, i wish i had a motorcycle", "for my second wish, i wish i had a motorcylce helmet", then the bunny stops him self and thinks and says "For my third wish, I wish the bear was gay..."

2. There was a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods, and the bears looks at the rabbit and asks "Do you ever have problems with shit sticking to you fur?" The rabbit turns and replies "no, why?", so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him..